Waade bhi doston ne kya khoob nibhaye,
Zakhm muft aur dard taufe mein bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi,
ki maut se pehle dost kafan le aaye..
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Unka aashiyan dil mein basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko sine se laga rakha hai.
Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon,
dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai…
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Ham aapki yaad mein udas hain,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai.
Chahe dost kitne bhi kyun na ho.
Apne liye to bas aap hi khas hai..
`
Jiske pass kuch nahi hota us par log haste hai,
aur jiske pas sabkuch hota hai usse log jalte hain,
aur hamare pass Dosti hai use pane ke liye log tarste hai..
`
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye
Sukh-dukh me de saath woh yaar chahiye…
Hum Kisi ko bhulate nahi,
Lekin jo yaad rakhe hume woh yaar chahiye….
Tum milo na milo koi gham nahi,
SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi,
Dosti mein dhoka de who hum nahi, Humari dosti bhi Bunty aur Babli se kam nahi,
`
Allah he Allah kia kro.
Miss call na kisi ko dia kro.
1 Rupay ka SMS he
Kabi Kabi to kia kro…
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Hum tum pe itna dying.,
jitna sea mein pani lying..,
Akash main panchi flying..,
Jugnu raat main gaying..,
kabse hum yunhi crying..,
Phir b U R not replying..!
`
SMS karne k faide
1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta
2- Time pas ho jata hai
3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga
4- Contact bana rahe ga
5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega
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Yad rakh ker meri dosti ko tmne,
Meri zindagi per ek ehsan ker diya,
Is mobile main yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho humne woh bhi tery nam kar diya.
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A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari
uski muje puri ha jaankari…
To phir dikha apni dildari aur
bhej itne msg ke aane na paye
meri bari;-)
Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.
`
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe
`
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
`
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
`
Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari….
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Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote….
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Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskura ne ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka
`
Dost tera bahut sahara hai,
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,
Log marte hai maut aane par,
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..
`
Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
`
Maussam bada behal hai
Sur hai na tall hai
Msg box bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki msg factory mein bhi hadtaal hai?
`
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
Woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
`
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai…
Kya aap penalty bharte hai…
Kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai…
To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai…?
`
Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.
`
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
`
Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
`
Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai…
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai’
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai…
`
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
`
Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
`
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Saath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
`
Thief with knife: tera paisa nikaal!
Man:do you know who i am? I am a politician.
Thief: accha ? To phir mera paisa nikaal….!
`
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain.
`
Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
`
Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!
`
Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain
Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai.
`
Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.
`
Agar talash karo to koi mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega,
Mana kami nahin tumhe dosto ki,
Magar kya hamari jagah koi le payega.
Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.
`
Agar talash karo to koi mil hi jayega,
Magar hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega,
Mana kami nahin tumhe dosto ki,
Magar kya hamari jagah koi le payega.
`
Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain.
`
Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
`
Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!
`
Jindgi Ke Kuch Lamhe Yaadgar Hote Hain
Yaadon Mein Kuch Dost Khas Hote Hain
Yoon To Vo Dur Hote Hain Nazron Se
Par Unke Ehsaas Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hote Hai…
Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge,
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge…
`
Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain…
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain…
