Pyar Ki Gadi me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar k safarme kabhi panchar nahi hota.
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jisme
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota
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Namaskar!
Apki Dosti ki Battery Low Ho Rahi Hai,
Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!
FROM:
DSNL
(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
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Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.
`
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!
Pareshaan thi Chintu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Chintu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam
`
Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
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Chintu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
`
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal
Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
`
Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Onsite ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
`
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas”
`
“Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga”
Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.
`
Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?
Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.
`
Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?
Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.
`
Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?
Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.
Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.
`
Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.
Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.
bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.
laalu: no.
bush: tere se to kutta achha hai
jo swiming kar leta hai.
laalu: tujhe aati hai.
bush: haan.
laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.
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Wat is d height of confusion?
.
.
Two Earth Worms playing
“HIDE SEEK”
in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !
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Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.
`
Life has no rewinds n forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.
`
How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?
Think
?
First he dials 99455 then
press REDIAL
Intelligent like U!
`
Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,
Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.
Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,
Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.
`
Sangeet ke saath aawaz..
Phool ke saath khusbu..
Jism ke saath rooh..
Khusi ke saath gham..
Aapko tang karne ko hum..
Har lamha har dam.. :)
`
Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,
Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,
Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,
Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.
`
Luck is not in Ur hands
But work is in Ur hands.
Ur work can make luck
But Luck can’t make Ur work.
So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.
`
Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,
usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee
papa ko hi milengi.
`
Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi
Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.
Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,
Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.
`
Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,
Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.
Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,
Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.
`
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,
Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.
`
Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,
Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.
Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!
`
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
`
Santa was shopping in store.
Salesman: Sir, would u like
to use a pocket calculator?
Santa: No thanx.
I know how many pockets I have!!
`
Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,
Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.
Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,
Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.
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Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,
halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.
par apki yadein itne state hai
ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.
Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun…
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The…
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this …
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo
Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!”
I thought u really LOVE me.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
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